THEY ARE GOING IN THE LAKE ANYWAY - Shiny new golf balls are a waste of cash when you know you won't be leaving with them anyway. Cut to the chase and start out in the rough!
A TEASE AT THE TEES - Razz the competition and start the game with a laugh. At the beginning of a round, hand your golf buddy this funny gag gift for golfers and have everyone rolling on the green.
ALMOST ENOUGH FOR ONE ROUND - Your whole party knows balls will be lost along the way, challenge your pal not to make it through all three crappy golf balls in one game.
ZERO IMPROVEMENT, GUARANTEED - Our crappy golf balls are personally hand-selected to be really, super crappy. There is absolutely no way these raggedy specimens will help a terrible golfer's game get any better.
RANDOMLY CHOSEN, BUT EQUALLY CRAPPY - All three golf balls included in your gift set of Crappy Golf Balls for a Crappy Golfer may vary from those illustrated, but we promise they will be just as embarrassing!