ROUGH BALLS FOR A ROUGH GAME - Shiny new golf balls are a waste of cash when you know they're destined for the rough right from the start. Cut to the chase and start out in the rough!
A TEASE AT THE TEES - Prepare the competition for a rough game with equally rough golf balls. Give your golf buddy this funny gag gift for golfers, and he's sure to be rolling on the green.
MAYBE ENOUGH TO MAKE IT THROUGH A WHOLE ROUND - Maybe. Everyone knows there's a good chance that the only sinking these crappy golf balls will be doing is in the weeds or pond. Still, with three rough balls to start the game, there's an increased chance he won't lose so many good ones this time.
ZERO IMPROVEMENT, GUARANTEED - Our rough game golf balls are specially hand-selected to be in particularly sorry shape. There is absolutely no way these sad balls will help an awful golfer's game get any better.
RANDOMLY CHOSEN, BUT ALWAYS ROUGH - All three golf balls included in your Rough Balls for a Rough Game Golf Gift Set may vary from those illustrated, but we promise they will be just as terrible as the recipient's game!